looky i madea a weaesel slide show all about fun fact's aboutt WEaSels
er, well i t relly isn't much of a sidle show :( but that's alright
i hope you enjoy :D
tgese first two weasels are stoats, which
is a word that (FUN FACT!!!!) coes from
the Dutch word for "naughty"
source: this twitter post heehee
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stoats when their coat turns white are calles
ermines! (rhymes with vermins L.O.L.) and they are :)
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this babyies here are called black footed ferrets
or 'american polecats' and they are ENDANGERED (!!!)
they even thought they went extint in the 80s :(
pls fight for the survival of Black Feeted Ferrets (your BFFs)
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FUN FACT! WEASELS (LIKE THE DOMESTIC FERRET PICTURED HERE)
CAN FLY AND WHEN THEY DO, THEIR BODY CONTORTS WILDLY
DUE TO THE DEMONIC SPIRITS SURFACING FROM DEEP WITHIN
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when you wearin ur BATHROBE on
MUSTELID MONDAYY (he havin a lazy day)
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fun facte!!!
mustelid refers to any animal of the class Mustelidae, which contains weasels, otters, badgers, wolverines, and many more!
weasels are really bad at dance dance revolution
probably because they CONTORT too much idk
also they can't fix your broken sink
but they will gaslight you so beware!
source: this other knoweldegedgeable tweet
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Oh EM G there's an ottre here uwu!
funnest fact of the ottres: they are actually
really closely relatred to weeeeeeassels!!!!!
(and this one's comin for you to give you a kis ^o^)
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